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I told you #cobaltblue was everything…

So about being psychic… It seems everyone is dying their hair blue. Ahem. I know someone who did that months ago, then wrote a book about a sorority whose mantra is #albluealways. Then I told you it was becoming like the Illuminati. Then I referenced Beyoncé and Jay and their little tot Blue Ivy. I’ll let you be the judge…

#readblue #goblue #allblueeverything #bluemascara #bluehair #cobalt

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I think everyone is pledging Mascara, even Amber Rose

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It’s like the #Illuminati — only without all the conspiracy. Come to think of it, aren’t Beyonce and Jay Z supposed members who named their daughter “Blue” Ivy? It’s all coming together now. Everyone is going blue. My hope would be that it is for Autism and then maybe, a couple, are really sprinkling Mascara isms around the world. Check out Amber Rose’s new look.

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Buy Mascara in Paperback

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The pre-order sale has ended, but you can still grab a paperback copy of Mascara for $13.99. Please purchase here via Paypal if you wish to buy — purchasing through Amazon or Barnes and Noble only allows me to see a small percent of the cover price.




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I think most writers write with an optimistic cast in their heads. It’s the only real way to bring life to their text, picture a face for the voice in their head.

That said, I am revealing my dream cast for Mascara. If you know someone who knows my someones, spread the word.

Jorie / Delilah Hamlin #DelilahHalminisLisaRinnaandHarryHamlinsdaughter

Asher / Scarlett Rose Leithold #whoknowsWilhelminamodelScarlettRoseLeithold

Mara / Lily-Rose Depp #LilyRoseDeppisJohnnyDeppsdaughter #whysomanyroses 🌹

Amanda / Ariana Grande #ArianaGrandeisselfexplanatory

Rachel / Nina Dobrev #NinaDobrevasanonvampirethough

Carmen / Jasmine Sanders #PrettysureJasmineSandersisamodelsolelybecauseofInstagram

Adrianna / Kylie Jenner #IfyoudontknowwhoKylieJenneris

Baylor / #TaylorSwift

Aimee (Liam’s older sister) / #GigiHadid

Have your people call my people so I can get my cast.